QuoteLand... the HomePage!

The original quoteland still sits on our fridge... but through the magical and almost cool National Information Infrastructure we can bring some of the most rediculious things to come out of our mouths straight to you're screen... so here it goes...

Bill Gates swings from my dick! -johnny

Just when you think there's something more fucked up... there's Sparks! -nicks

Damn, i didn't think it would hurt that much! -johnny

Oh, no! Not HUP! -nicks

I am confident that my systems have not been compromised! -Alex Yuriev

I didn't want to fuck ya....i just wanted to dance! --nikwa to -johnny

It's just a bad idea to do anything with my butt! -johnny

Damn, and i thought veryfine only came in bottles! -peter

I have invented an S.T.D........Johnneria! -johnny

I traded wares for a condom! -nicks

Sometimes i feel inadequate! -Neitzert

It's not good unless it's rape! -LudiChrist

I'm too stunk and droned.... -johnny

You are so wrong....i'm gonna go look at porn! -devon

I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat and be your friend in the morning! -LudiChrist

Johnny is a magnet for the emotionally weak! -mart

Nothing goes up my nose except my finger, and it comes back out! -geller

What did i do to my kernel to make it wierd? -nikwa

The system went down like a bad whore! -LudiChrist

H H H H H H H H........ -flipper